— Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via larmoyante)
YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING
— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via feellng)
— Eric Thomas (via perfect)
do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of
|me:||do you have food|
|bae:||my parents aren't home|
|me:||are they coming back with food|
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore